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…rious. Imagine whispering “Would you care for a canter on the baloney pony?” into your lover’s ear. This question should only be used for comedic purposes as no one will ever answer yes.

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Barbara Andres
Barbara Andres

Written by Barbara Andres

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Muddling through, one story at a time. Grab a cup of tea, pull up a chair, and let’s get curious together. On Bluesky: @terriersrus.bsky.social

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