Not to mention insufficient numbers of tiny crunchy towels, cheap or mystery shampoo and conditioner, random fire alarms going off in the middle of the night (with or without actual fire), a ghost town complete with cobwebs at the front desk, the room furniture completely missing the chairs, tables and sofa promised in the photo, "suites" with unstocked kitchenettes that require asking for a pot or pan or fork at the front desk like an urchin in Oliver Twist, "please, sir, may I have a small saucepan?" and an empty swimming pool. Or worse, a full swimming pool with a locked, impenetrable gate mid-summer.