I never did figure out why they want a grade-A resume AND their silly form filled out.

Again, all of this is useless, because each corporate overlord and it’s enforcement department of flying-monkey henchmen, I mean, HR department, takes about 2 hours per application to re-type all of this into super-custom forms when you apply: upon clicking ‘submit’ — and apt turn of phrase, as it turns out, because BOY ARE YOU EVER GONNA, you agree to a background check that allows them to approach anyone who ever met you and ask them literally anything (read it — it says that!) and a credit check, and sometimes, a physical exam and bloodwork. For the length of your ‘relationship’ with them.
Corporate Overlords Still Puzzled: Why aren’t Beatings Improving Morale?
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I never did figure out why they want a grade-A resume AND their silly form filled out. And if you skip the resume and just do the form, there are no key words for the recruiter bot/algorithm to reject you over...
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