Hilarious and apt -- thank you! I've pretty much always gone the camisole (or higher neckline) route as most of my human interactions are at work, but this reminds me of a time I was at a party with my husband when he was still an active Freemason. I wore a dress that showed a tiny bit of cleavage but you'd have thought they were on full display in a room full of men, most of them over 70. My husband was very amused, knowing that if anyone crossed a line, I could take care of myself.