Deploying the strategy of "hope for the best and prepare for the worst," I am steadfastly optimistic that the majority of Americans, yes, including swing states, will do the right thing and not vote for Donald Trump (or a third party, which would help elect Donald Trump). Meanwhile, excuse me while I spend a few hours in the attic hunting down my expired Canadian passport in case we have to move there next year to avoid a neo-Nazi regime, whether elected by a majority of stupid or seized by a violent mob of stupid.